this bitchass looks like he’s having a heartattack
tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.
I’m simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet
FACT OF THE DAY: the dc in washington dc originally stood for “da capital” but abraham lincoln thought it was unprofessional and changed it
fucking Bill Nye the damn science guy
Thank you, Santa.